Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Day I Became the Office Loser (a.k.a. Today)

November 10, 2010

 

My Peace Corps site assignment is to work with the Regional Education Department to conduct teacher trainings and improve English skills among educators. Sounds important, right? Well, this was my first day of work and I felt like I was in first grade again. 

 

I woke up, ate my Wheaties (hot milk with bread and butter), and grabbed my bag before heading down the street to flag down a ride.  On my way out the door, my (new) host mom handed me a sack with hard-boiled eggs, half a loaf of buttered bread, an apple, and candy.  To top it off, she gave me a one-liter thermos of hot tea so I'd have something warm to put in my stomach at lunchtime.  Yes!  The perfect Kazakh lunchbox!

 

I trekked to work, sat at my desk and worked diligently until one o'clock.  Everyone else started to pull out food.  They set up a little eating space in the middle of the room and invited me to join them.  Awesome!  I'm a cool first grader and I get to sit with the big kids!  I gladly trotted across the room with my thermos and lunch sack.  I cleared a little corner of the table and started to chow down.  They giggled… I guess "cool" was the wrong adjective. 

 

"Anne, whacha' doin'?"

 

I had no idea what the problem was.  This was a Kazakh original meal.  I even had HOT TEA for goodness sake!

 

Eventually, it came out that one person brings food for everyone.  You don't eat your own food.  Oops.  How was I supposed to know that?  My sack and thermos were swept away to a distant table and I was handed a fork and plate.  In the future, I must bring food for everyone or not bring food at all.

 

Tomorrow, I will leave the beloved thermos at home with my pull-ups.  On second thought, I may need those pull-ups.  I have much to learn and it turns out I'm not really at "Big Girl" status, yet.

Business in the front…

November 2, 2010

 

So… it's been nearly five months since I got a haircut.  This mop of mine is getting long and a bit unruly. I've got tons of split-ends.  But tonight, a stroke of genius came over me. For some strange reason, I thought I was skilled enough to cut my own hair.  I should never be allowed to do that again. I get impatient with the whole making sure it's even thing, so I just guesstimate.  Plus I only have one and a half mirrors here.  I can't be sure of the end result, but I think I just gave myself a mullet.  That's in style, right?!

Business in the front...

November 2, 2010

 

So… it's been nearly five months since I got a haircut.  This mop of mine is getting long and a bit unruly. I've got tons of split-ends.  But tonight, a stroke of genius came over me. For some strange reason, I thought I was skilled enough to cut my own hair.  I should never be allowed to do that again. I get impatient with the whole making sure it's even thing, so I just guesstimate.  Plus I only have one and a half mirrors here.  I can't be sure of the end result, but I think I just gave myself a mullet.  That's in style, right?!

A Great Reason to Learn Kazakh

November 1, 2010

 

In Peace Corps Kazakhstan, there are two language options: Kazakh or Russian. Both are widely spoken here.  There is kind of a divide between the two.  Some people are proud Russian speakers.  Some are proud Kazakh speakers.  I am learning Kazakh.

 

 Last Saturday, I went to the bazaar to buy some winter boots.  My Kazakh is pretty horrible, but my Russian is far worse… I vaguely know how to count to ten in Russian.  Anyway, I found a pair of boots I liked and I approached the saleswoman.  She was a 5'1" woman probably in her seventies.  The conversation went a little something like this:

 

(The following text is a translation)

 

Anne: Excuse me, how much do these boots cost?

Woman: (Unknown Russian words… probably the cost.)

Anne: I'm so sorry, I don't speak Russian.  Could you tell me in Kazakh?

Woman: You speak Kazakh?!

Anne: My Kazakh is very bad, but I speak better Kazakh than Russian.

Woman: Where are you from?  England?

Anne: America.

Woman: You are from America and you speak KAZAKH?!  (She gives me a big hug.)  Come in.  Because you speak Kazakh I will cut the price…

 

I was probably in her bazaar stall for 20 minutes.  She brought me lots of boots and told me what was good and what wasn't.  She kept giving me big hugs and was so thrilled that I spoke her language.  She brought out cookies and gave me wool shoe inserts for free to keep my feet extra warm.  All this just because I knew a few basic words in Kazakh. 

 

Before I came to Kazakhstan, I was really torn about what language to learn.  Russian is more widely spoken worldwide, but I am in KAZAKHstan.  I chose Kazakh and moments like the one at the bazaar assure me I made the right choice!